Imdb forspoken10/7/2023 ![]() ![]() Lastly we’ve got Hard Lines, a crazy little mash up between classic Snake and Tron. Rolling a portly little panda into a swirling vortex while collecting ice lollies? Yeah, that sounds completely normal. Roll in the Hole is a game seemingly dreamt up during those times, when your brain is simply about to die of boredom. Sure you’ve been watching lots of films over the course of your life but do you remember anything specific about any of them? How about the chance to find out? IMDb Trivia is just for you, and it’s free! iSlack is a game about what we all do anyway, slacking off at work, playing games and browsing Twitter when we should be working. ![]() So yeah, sorry to burst your bubble, but a 68/100 Metacritic score feels too high for this game.Another week and another set of games to play here at the Mobile Monday offices (my iPhone/iPad and my brain), and we’ve got a pretty impressive selection for your perusal this week. ![]() The only thing I can recommend is the music, which is quite dramatic and lovely and really wasted on such a lackluster release. It’s not fun, it’s not engaging, it looks terrible. I would have to change the language or play it muted I think.Īfter less than half an hour, my mind was good and made up. ![]() The game tries to be funny (I think?) but fails miserably. Truly awful writing, bad line delivery (though this is likely more about the writing than the actors) and it’s pretty constant. Speaking of annoying, the dialogue between the main protagonist and her magic bracelet is about as cringey as anything I’ve encountered in a video game in the last decade.I was bored after the third group of mooks. You should feel it when you tear through enemies, but it’s floaty and unsatisfying. This should be a game with constant crunchy hits landing. Meanwhile, you almost never feel like you actually connect when you hit enemies. You have all these powers but just selecting them is a chore. Hell, if I didn’t know what this was and just saw some video I might peg it as a PS3 game, and not even one of the better-looking ones. For a game with such demanding specs that’s only releasing on PC and PS5, the graphics are shockingly last-gen. The open-world is bland and boring and it looks ugly. ![]()
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